The Mary Tyler Whores

Founded in Florida in 1999, the Mary Tyler Whores quickly became an overwhelming phenomenon in the local Punk scene. They came up with the band name when officers of the Ft. Lauderdale police called two band members 'little whores while dragging them into a dark alley to beat them senseless.
The original line-up, featuring the late Joey Image of The Misfits on drums, made a name for themselves with the sheer energy with which each concert degenerated into debauchery and chaos. Each band they performed with, be it Iggy Pop, The Casualties or US Bombs, was astounded by the scenes on and in front of the stage. A tour wasn't a series of concerts, but of stories nobody would have believed beforehand.

After a break of several years, the band has been resuscitated in 2023. In September 2026, they'll release the new album 'As filthy as we wanna be' on the eclectic and esteemed label Cadiz Music, home of Killing Joke, Cockney Rejects, Conflict, Peter Murphy and even Johnny Depp, who has outed himself as a real fan of the band. The production was in the capable hands of Bad Religion's Greg Hetson, but the tracks also include cooperations with a wide variety of musicians, like Angelo Moore of Fishbone or the excenctric rapper RiffRaff.

In the US, the band have built up a very strong live reputation, not in the least after their blistering performance they gave when Insane Clown Posse invited them to Juggalo Festival. After the release of the album, Europe will be next. By the end of 2026, the band will play a first batch of concerts in the UK, followed by an extensive European tour in 2026 full of excess and completely mind-blown spectators.
This isn't “the next big thing you'll see”. This is the last thing you'll see.

Bookings for: Europe
For bookings outside Europe, you can reach out to their US management